Of All The King's Men

Here comes the King's Men,
With both sword and pen,
Ready for a war cry,
Ready for diplomacy,
Ready for opportunity,
To show off versatility.

Look at those shiny armor,
With the royal symbol embossed,
Walking around like a boss,
Hips swaying,
Tongues wagging,
So full of themselves.

Every peasant bows,
Nobody dares to even whisper,
Out of fear?
Out of respect?
Either way,
King's Men get their way.

Look out,
Here they ride,
Full of determination,
To fulfill their obligation,
To our King,
For our Country.