Umami Umanity

Um,
Under which rock can you find,
Unbeatable value?
Understand this,
Umanity is the um-iest of all,
Umami to the point of divine,
Umanity is here to stay,
Upsetting all known balance in taste buds,
Uniting flavors long extinct,
Using every resource to make a better rock hard dish.
Usurpers beware!
Unseating umanity will require more than just fiction.
Umami to the point of required seasoning.
Use as much of umanity as required,
Until your dish beats Gordon Ramsay's best.
Upon you, the chef, I bestow,
Umami Umanity.

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