The War In My Pants

There is a war in my pants,
On one side is my Mind,
On another end is my Dick,
Both fighting for dominance.

Mind wants sex after marriage,
Dick wants sex now, all the time even,
So they fight for flesh,
Never settling for ceasefire.

Mind starts a date being a gentleman,
Dick jumps straight to being a pervert,
Guess who is going home alone tonight?
Yeah, you guessed correctly.

Mind is always on defense,
Locking every door of desire.
Dick is always on offense,
Erecting siege weapons.

Mind wants a connection,
Dick wants enjoyment,
Who will win in the end?
Who knows?

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